UPDATE - Apple and Microsoft CEOs will not share stage time at WWDC 2010 ... (hasn't hell frozen over!)

I don't know if this is fact, fiction or just plain wishful thinking, but there's a report out that Apple CEO Steve Jobs may share a little stage time with Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer at this year's Worldwide Developers Conference.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs will give the keynote address at the company's Worldwide Developers Conference.

CEO will not be speaking at Apple's Worldwide Developers Conference

There is not much that can be said about Apple and Steve Jobs that has not already been said. Jobs is Apple; no, Apple, with its superlative developers, is much more than Jobs; Jobs is merely human and just a good salesman. The reality is, however, Apple and Jobs are inseparable because Apple is Steve Job's dream. And that's why it will not survive after he goes.

There is not much that can be said about Apple and Steve Jobs that has not already been said. Jobs is Apple; no, Apple, with its superlative developers, is much more than Jobs; Jobs is merely human and just a good salesman. The reality is, however, Apple and Jobs are inseparable because Apple is Steve Job's dream. And that's why it will not survive after he goes.

Steve Wozniak, co-founder of Apple with Steve Jobs, said today that Apple’s share price, which hit a 16-month low two days ago, is “dissappointing” but that he was confident the tech giant would come out with products which would “surprise and shock us all.” In a wide-ranging speech at the Login technology conference in Vilnius, Lithuania, Woz – as he is known

Apple CEO Steve Jobs was in fighting spirits during yesterday’s earnings conference call and found the time to take swipes at, well, pretty much every Apple competitor out there.

Apple has confirmed that CEO Steve Jobs, backed by his team of execs, will headline the keynote speech at WWDC this year.

There may well be sobs for those who will likely end up missing out on being able to buy a nicely realistic figurine of Steve Jobs, given that Apple shut down sales of a similar doll last year and with no reason why Apple would suddenly be lenient over the use of Steve Jobs’ image.