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For just $2 you can now clarify your written sarcasm with the SarcMark -- HELL YEAH!

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http://www.downloadsquad.com – Filed under: Fun, HumorI was going to write about this one on Friday but figured it was perfect fodder for a bad Monday morning. You can now, for the disgusting sum of $2, use the SarcMark. No longer will your slightly-questionable statements be misconstrued as sarcastic; no longer will you be forced to use a smiley when you write something contentious! The SarcMark is here, ladies and gentlemen, and it'll give you yet another reason to have your brain replaced with a big ball of cotton candy -- as if reality TV wasn't enough! This is probably the most stupid invention ever. Not only does it cost $2, but you need to install it on both the sending and receiving computer. So that's $4. For a squiggly piece of punctuation. Hah. I don't know about you, but I kind of like writing ambiguous sentences in emails. If I'm flirting with a girl, I can something like: 'I really like flat-chested girls'. If she sends an outrageous reply you can just claim you were being sarcastic. The SarcMark is bad news -- if you don't believe me, watch the introductory commercial after the break... :( Share tweetmeme_url = 'http://www.downloadsquad.com/2010/01/18/for-just-2-dollars-you-can-now-clarify-your-written-sarcasm-with-the-sarcmark'; tweetmeme_source='DownloadSquad'; tweetmeme_style = 'compact'; For just $2 you can now clarify your written sarcasm with the SarcMark -- HELL YEAH! originally appeared on Download Squad on Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.Read | Permalink | Email this | Comments (General)