I Use Couch DB, Awesome Rap

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http://linuxers.org – yo, Chris whatup, Claire? I got a database problem that I gots to share I hate MySQL it's giving me tears This ALTER-TABLE statement is gonna take years Not need to trip on a funky query Use Map Reduce and JavaScript with CouchDB It's schemaless and replicates using JSON Non-relational databases turn me on! From now on I'll use CouchDB Updates All my sisters use CouchDB Creates In the morning I use CouchDB Repl (General)