How to skip WiFi configuration during initial setup of Nexus 7

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http://forum.xda-developers.com – I just got my Nexus 7 this evening and was incensed to find out that I could not skip the WiFi network selection phase of setup. This really irked me because I chose this device specifically because it was open/hackable/etc. Instead, I found that immediately after I picked up the device I was being forced to do something I didn't want to do right then. Naturally, this forcing mechanism was supposedly "for my own good". I searched around and found others asking the same questions only to receive mockery. Therefore, I wanted to post instructions for those who may really want to skip (HowTos)