How to cancel service with Verizon and not pay ETF?

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http://androidforums.com – I am fed up with Verizon. My wife and I barely get any coverage, even with our network extender we have. Our phones are also huge pieces of junk, and have been through many warranty replacements. Verizon refuses to help us out, and now we want out. Is there anyway to cancel service and not pay the ETF fee? (General)