Flesh-eating Incidents Increasing - Act Now

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http://forums.fedoraforum.org – There is a new petition on the White House website We the People - Your Voice in Our Government, calling upon the President to "release a plan for dealing with the inevitable zombie apocalypse." That this planning is necessary is made clear by such troubling questions as: Quote: If President Obama turns into a zombie, will Joe Biden become president, or will Zombie Obama still be president? If the petition gets 25,000 signatures by July 4th, the Administration will have to respond. I may be jaded, but I see a job creation angle her (HowTos)