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http://forums.androidcentral.com – Trying to be funny, I turned on an option in accessibility which has a male voice read everything (and I mean EVERYTHING) out loud. It was funny to start with, but I seriously want to kill it now. But I can't turn it off because I can't get back there again, I have to double click everything and I can't scroll through options/settings screens. Someone, anyone, help. I beg you. (HowTos)