Christmas Wish List, 2012

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http://crunchbang.org – I want the Sun to release a giganormous flare, not enough to kill people, but sufficient for it's EMP to render everything electronic completely useless. Then I'll take out those ignition coils and plugs I have stored in my little home-made Faraday Cage and head downstairs (using the stairs, cos the elevator won't work) to the storage area in the car-park where I've kept this old 2-stroke carburetted endoro bike (kickstart only). Then I'll fit the components in, ride the thing around town and wish all the motor-less people a merry X'mas while letting them inhale a (HowTos)